Green Knight

Once friendly fae folk who lived harmoniously in human homes and merilly performed household chores asking only kindness in return. This peaceful coexistence continued until landlords started counting Brownies as additional occupants for rent calculation purposes, forcing poor villagers to turn them out in droves. Their brooms, once wielded in the name of domestic cleanliness, are now poised to draw blood… or at least cause moderate bruising.

The original Green Knight would challenge brave warriors to freely strike him anywhere on his body, but vowed he’d return a year later and return the blow in kind. These chartreuse charlatans are well versed in the legend of their progenitor, using his fabled challenge to lure enemies close before kicking them right in the plums and chopping their bewildered heads off.

Its magic harp can put people to sleep in their hundreds. Its fiery gastrointestinal outbursts can wake people up in their thousands. The consistently compulsive nature of this gaseous goblin’s explosive expulsions provides relative safety for any who may fall foul of its lowery lullaby.