Following Gallo Tower’s abandonment by its founder, the scientist-sorcerers that remained were free to satiate their every curiosity, no matter how perverse or unhygienic. The Meat Golem is what happened when “Do No Harm” became “You Do You.”
Base health
At spawn, minute zero, before the run scales it.
Contact damage
Move speed
XP dropped
How it fights
- Cannot be pushed. Published knockback is zero.
Where it spawns
Health here is the base figure the game spawns it with. Enemies gain health every minute the clock runs, Curse multiplies it again, and Inverse doubles the whole stage before any of that.



Gallo Tower