Well Dweller

In his life there’s been heartache and pain. He don’t know if he can face it again. Can’t stop now, he’s traveled so far, to change this lonely life… never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

This motivational monster screams unsolicited advice about health and mindfulness to any who draw water from the hole it calls its home. It’s a wellbeing well being.

How wet do you have to get in order to be considered a wet version of something that was already wet? About as wet as the Wet Njuggles, an aqueous equine that took the phrase “stay hydrated” to its soggy extreme. Despite their mastery of moisture, the cruel irony is that the leading cause of death among them is drowning. They’d rather a watery grave than to live high and dry, for they understand that wetter is better.