Evil Snowman

Red Falcon's former leaders made a huge hiring push to gather only the most muscular men around to serve as their grenadiers. The results of this groundbreaking campaign had predictably poor results. The ironically named "Warlord" grenadier squad used up all of their munitions during training and are now forced to use literal hand-to-hand combat in the field.

Trotting orb of strange charisma. Will you be our friend, o thou of ungainly stride and piquant metallic shell? Would that we could hold your spherical form in our arms, and admire your shiny stilts. Save us, Evil Snowman, take us away to pastures new and round.

Birthed through Colonel Bahamut's biotechnological experiments with the Alien Cell, these multilegged monstrosities just love crawling around. Though they may seem aggressive, Alien Centipedes are simply obsessed with scurrying, unaware of the effects their spiky, toxic bodies have on impacted bystanders. Were they not currently being deployed as weapons of traitorous warfare these beasts would make challenging but rewarding pets, or at least an excellent source of protein.