Fleaman

Simondo is a unique being. Self-built (don't ask how) in a Neo City junkyard, he learned to communicate by listening to old pop music 8-track tapes abandoned in the garbage piles, and fueled himself with discarded takeaways (taiyaki is his favourite). Somewhere along the line he became a battle arena champion by mistake, but his true loves are singing, eating, and Konami games.

When items are stolen and pranks are played, castle dwellers know to hunt down the Flea Man. Flea Men find themselves hilariously adorable but they’re the only ones who do. Their evasive jumping ability is an evolutionary response to everyone wanting to kick their heads in.

Fleatis Minimus, the lesser form of what we colloquially call the “Flea Man,” lacks the prodigious intellect of its more refined cousin, Fleatis Aerodynamica. Ornithologically inclined, they barbarously strike from their empyrean vantage points. This fleasaurus is really paying off.