Santa Ladonna’s experimental alchemy often has unforeseen side-effects, such as these strange automatons. When one of Ladonna’s rituals went awry, she accidentally opened an angelic gate that spewed celestial magic onto a pile of her old VHS tapes, spawning this clanking cadre of retro robots.
Base health
At spawn, minute zero, before the run scales it.
Contact damage
Move speed
XP dropped
How it fights
- Cannot be pushed. Published knockback is zero.
Where it spawns
Health here is the base figure the game spawns it with. Enemies gain health every minute the clock runs, Curse multiplies it again, and Inverse doubles the whole stage before any of that. The engine ships 3 versions of this creature at different scaling; the Bestiary indexes this one.



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