Rascal

Though sailors on the high seas of Mare Nostrum refer to these unimaginatively as “Blue Drakes”, I believe this may be a distant relative of the Foscaran Kelpie, which I’ve classified as the Webbed Longneck-Goofbeak Kelpie. Its unusual appearance may lead bestiary authors to underestimate it, perhaps even taunt it during a field study, only to regret doing so when one of the things barfs up its Putrid Breath and stuns their sister with its stench.

Speculated to have evolved from a race of talkative furry creatures that humans kept as pets in the distant past of the 1990s. Biologists dismiss this idea as pure fantasy because stupid science has to ruin everything with stupid facts and stupid research. Fortunately, these furry foes are experts in Metal magic and making their allies move faster, all the better to smash up the labs of Delta Base.

Often referenced by the avant-garde poets of Avalon, Baums are sensitive about a spurious verse suggesting they’re the blasphemous result of an alchemist eating gummy bears too close to an experiment. It’s suggested you don’t refer to one as a “Horribo” unless you want a furious glob of understandably indignant gelatin to deal with.