Shyamalanno

It’s hard to know where to start with some monsters. Are we going to point out the snake for a tail first, or save it until we get past the aerodynamically impossible elephant in the room? Actually, an elephant is better designed for flight than a bird made out of rocks, yet here we are with an avian mineral that eats children because every possible god hates us.

Originally thought to be a woman with a snake for legs, the Shyamalanno is in fact a snake with a lady for a front… but not for a head. That’s what the front of a snake usually is, isn’t it? Just, like, its head? I’ve never thought about the front of a snake before today, and now I hate cognitive function.

Among beasts borne of the Blood Moon, the In’kuyata is most majestic, crowned by its contemporaries as the New King of the Skies. The previous King of the Skies, Keith, promptly abdicated in the braying face of a gigantic winged bull and was royally gored to kibble by his successor. The Dairy Plant’s reptilian rulers have placed an excessively high bounty on the creature, presuming it may lay eggs made of milk. Or milk made of eggs. Either way, they want them juicy sky drippin’s!