Still Notadam

An ogre that’s always harping on about how hot it is. Can’t say it’s lying though, given its status as one of the sexiest beasts around. Scholars well versed in the biology of aberrant creatures have spent years studying this desirable behemoth to understand exactly why it’s so lusted after, but such forbidden knowledge has clearly driven them off the edge of sanity. Their fevered writings are little more than insensible mantras full of references to an eldritch god named Dummy Thicc.

Each one swears they’re definitely a real dwarf and not a human who’s done that thing where you strap your shoes to your knees and pretend you’re a lot shorter than you are. Prone to loudly professing that they’re not disguised as dwarves to access their healthcare, which is generally considered 50% more advanced and 100% less profit motivated.

Here to give you a big hand. It likes to collect plush dolls and impart life upon them with a snap of its mighty fingers, watching with glee as they brutalize each other in a violent melee before spitefully bringing a fist down on the winner. Prepare for a real brawl with this one - it likes to smash.